Well, everyone else seems to be doing these so here's a conversation I had today.
Stranger=stranger
You=a strange person a.k.a. Me

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai!
Stranger: good evening
You: So did you finish that report on olives yet?
Stranger: no I changed my mind to cucumbers
You: Ah
You: I haven't even started yet and it's due tomorrow!
Stranger: thats bad do what I do get big qotes and use big font and spaceing
You: That's a good idea
You: But I don't think theirs enough quotes about olives in the world to fill up nine and a half pages
Stranger: try greece
Stranger: they love olives
You: Thanks I'll do that
Stranger: welcome
You: They come in the green and black variety and taste good on pizza
You: that's what i've got so far
Stranger: you can make oil out of them
You: indeed
Stranger: thats all I know bout them
You: Which is why you went with cucumber
Stranger: yes
You: Well i do prefer them to olives
You: as far as taste goes
Stranger: I dont care for either myself
You: So you were just going for an easy grade?
Stranger: hell yhea
You: Not doing the special extra credit ones
Stranger: no dont need to
You: Well you ace every test so it's pretty easy for you to pass on that sort of stuff
Stranger: yes and I kiss all the teacher's asses so they love me
You: Well i'm gonna go get started on that report now, see ya tomarrow!
Stranger: ok bye
You have disconnected.

Not all that great but I guess it was entertaining.